27 Dogs That Absolutely, Definitely, 100% Did Not Do It


It wasn’t them.

“It wasn’t me, but I know who did it.”

"It wasn't me, but I know who did it."

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“I have an alibi.”

"I have an alibi."

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“Well, I heard a loud noise so I came running downstairs”

"Well, I heard a loud noise so I came running downstairs"

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“Hmm? The garbage can lid you say? No, haven’t seen it.”

"Hmm? The garbage can lid you say? No, haven't seen it."

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“Yes, I just got here too.”

"Yes, I just got here too."

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“Oh this hat, it was a GIFT. I don’t remember who gave it to me.”

"Oh this hat, it was a GIFT. I don't remember who gave it to me."

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“I’m sorry, no hablo ingles.”

"I'm sorry, no hablo ingles."

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“What’s on my nose you said? Oh, nothing! Ha ha, I don’t see anything.”

"What's on my nose you said? Oh, nothing! Ha ha, I don't see anything."

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“Don’t worry, I’m cleaning up for whoever did this.”

"Don't worry, I'm cleaning up for whoever did this."

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“IT WAS THE BABY.”

"IT WAS THE BABY."

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“It’s not what it looks like.”

"It's not what it looks like."

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“I’ll check the tape.”

"I'll check the tape."

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“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

"I don't know what you're talking about."

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“This? I found it here!”

"This? I found it here!"

Instagram: @themysticautistic

“I’m innocent. INNOCENT I TELL YOU.”

"I'm innocent. INNOCENT I TELL YOU."

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“Yes, I will ASBOLUTELY help you find the culprit.”

"Yes, I will ASBOLUTELY help you find the culprit."

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“Whoever did this will pay, I promise you that.”

"Whoever did this will pay, I promise you that."

Twitter: @southy_girl

“It’s a trap.”

"It's a trap."

Twitter: @_LottieLou_

“I’ve been set up!!!”

"I've been set up!!!"

Twitter: @PetHeavenSA

“That white thing? Oh that’s been on me since I was born!”

"That white thing? Oh that's been on me since I was born!"

Twitter: @MelanieRCameron

“These sprinkles? Yeah, they’re not mine.”

"These sprinkles? Yeah, they're not mine."

Twitter: @AKCCalmingCoat

“Teddy bear? I don’t know him.”

"Teddy bear? I don't know him."

Twitter: @KrissiDaFish

“I agree, it’s a mystery.”

"I agree, it's a mystery."

Twitter: @harriepw

“I found it like this.”

"I found it like this."

Twitter: @NemoDaDog

“Just examining the crime scene, I’ll be done here shortly.”

"Just examining the crime scene, I'll be done here shortly."

Twitter: @frankmurphy2009

“I’m telling you, he came in, unrolled the toilet paper, and then left!”

"I'm telling you, he came in, unrolled the toilet paper, and then left!"

Twitter: @priusCSGO

“I plead the fifth.”

Instagram: @themysticautistic

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